I’m not insane. I know that Superman 3 is not the greatest film in the world. I know it’s never going to win any awards. Yet I absolutely love it, and I’ve probably watched it as many times as the two earlier entries.
So why do I love it so much. I think it’s mostly down to familiarity. There are a number of movies like this from my childhood where I recorded it onto VHS from the telly and watched it time and time again, so much so that I remember the dialogue sequences as much as the action. I love the bit at the start where Richard Pryor suddenly discovers he’s a master computer hacker. The bits in Smallville pass the time as well, as does one of my favourite scenes involving Brad and the two keys. I even like the music playing in the background.
As a kid, I found Vera’s transformation scene unsettling, even though now it looks faintly ridiculous. I don’t miss Lex and Lois, and think the scene at the chemical plant is terrific. I even laugh at the montage when Gus fiddles about with the weather satellite. It’s got Bob Todd in it, why wouldn’t I laugh? Yes, for some inexpicable reason I love Superman 3, even though I know its not very good. I didn’t have so much to occupy my mind back then and I just used to watch it day after day.
There are tons of other risible films like this in my life. Take Battle Beyond the Stars for example. Again, I taped this from the telly, and know it inside out. I realise its daft and hokey, but I love that movie. If I could rent a cinema for a day and curate a festival, I would 100% show it. Likewise fantasy epic Krull, which manages to have Bernard Bresslaw as a Cyclops and Tucker from Grange Hill as a young criminal fugitive. I do not see this sort of repetitive behaviour in my children at all. They watch something once and never return, simply because there is too much choice. Netflix and Prime are groaning with the next thing, which never gives them time to linger. I had a few VHS tapes, crammed with my favourites, adverts and all, whereas they have thousands of choices on tap yet rarely find anything they want to watch.
And so onto this paperback. It is written by the amusingly named (at least it used to amuse me in my early teens) William Kotzwinkle, a prolific writer who also wrote the excellent tie-in novel for ET, The Extra-Terrestrial. And its superb, really well written and tells the story perfectly. He even adds little flourishes here and there to make the story better.
I used to love tie-in novels as a child, because it was simply the only way I could relive a story. My absolute favourite was the one for The Empire Strikes Back, by Donald F. Glut, which was sensational. I read it night after night, which again is behaviour I don’t see exhibited by my children. Even better was when they contained stills from the movie within the book, Superman 3 showcasing a bunch of excellent photos that were clearly taken on set.
I did not pay for this book. A friend got it in a charity shop for me. But I have spent a ton of money on Superman over the years. He remains my favourite superhero, even if I don’t care much for the current incarnation. Christopher Reeve was perfect in the role, and Superman 3, despite it’s flaws, will always have a special place in my heart.